Election Year

Here we are in another election year and the air waves are super-heated from all the hot air. Here is a list of simple definitions of political viewpoints to help you sort out what a particular candidate is promoting.

Socialism:  You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

Communism:  You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.

Fascism:  You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.

Nazism:  You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism:  You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

Capitalism:  You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

Surrealism:  You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.