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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Election Year

Here we are in another election year and the air waves are super-heated from all the hot air. Here is a list of simple definitions of political viewpoints to help you sort out what a particular candidate is promoting.

Socialism:  You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism:  You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.
Fascism:  You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it.
Nazism:  You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism:  You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.
Capitalism:  You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
Surrealism:  You have two giraffes. The government makes you take harmonica lessons.

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